Once upon a time
there was a man
that had a dream
to eat the best food
in all of the land and Indiana.
So the neighbor girl that lived in the polka dot house
right next door to the man heard
this and said. “Go to Greiner’s for the best subs
and your dream will come true.” He did not believe this neighborhood girl
and said to her, “Well I’ll be a unicorn
if they have the best food in all of the land
and Indiana!” So he took his coins
to Greiner’s where he ate the best food in all of the land and in Indiana and said, “Oh my.” And then he magically became a unicorn.
And he lived happily ever after. He really did.