Once upon a time

there was a man

that had a dream

to eat the best food

in all of the land and Indiana.

So the neighbor girl that lived in the polka dot house

right next door to the man heard

this and said. “Go to Greiner’s for the best subs

and mac&cheese

and your dream will come true.” He did not believe this neighborhood girl

and said to her, “Well I’ll be a unicorn

if they have the best food in all of the land

and Indiana!” So he took his coins

and drove

to Greiner’s where he ate the best food in all of the land and in Indiana and said, “Oh my.” And then he magically became a unicorn.

And he lived happily ever after. He really did.