Once upon a time there was a man  that had a dream  to eat the best food  in all of the land and Indiana.  So the neighbor girl that lived in the polka dot house  right next door to the man heard  this and said. “Go to Greiner’s for the best subs  and mac&cheese  and your dream will come true.” He did not believe this neighborhood girl  and said to her, “Well I’ll be a unicorn  if they have the best food in all of the land  and Indiana!” So he took his coins  and drove  to Greiner’s where he ate the best food in all of the land and in Indiana and said, “Oh my.” And then he magically became a unicorn.  And he lived happily ever after. He really did.

Become a Unicorn